This year, virginal Colton Underwood is the Bachelor, much to the dismay of Jason supporters everywhere
me. With a new season starting soon comes an announcement of Colton’s women. Surprise: there are NO Lauren’s this year. I know, I’m shocked too.
If you’re partaking in a fantasy league, you may as well get a bit of insight into who will be the best and worst of the lot, so let’s dive right in!
Alex B – 29, dog rescuer. She’s a Vancouverite (go girl!) and has saved over 5000 dogs from slaughter while travelling around the world for her job. She seems like the type of charity-minded dog-lover Colton might fall for. Alex D – 23, Boston. Her profession is “sloth” so that’s not a great start. Apparently she’s a fast talking IT girl, but moves ‘slowly’. Angelique – 29, marketing. She’s a small-town Jersey girl and a jokester. Seems sweet. Annie – 23, finance. Despite living in New York, she seems like the country girl Colton might be looking for. Bri – 24, model, California. She’s also an athletic type, which will be fun for the dates. Her biggest dating fear is farting too loudly? Like, what? Caelynn – 23. So let’s dive right in… she’s Miss NC 2018 and runner up for Miss USA. If that’s not enough, she’s not the only pageant girl here. Caitlin – 25, Toronto. Another Canadian on the show, this time a realtor who has a passion for singing. Cue the search for her 15 minutes of fame. Cassie – 23, California. She’s a student in speech pathology and a surfer. Catherine – 26, Florida. If you’re looking for the villain this season, this photo tells you all you need to know. She’s a realtor-slash-DJ… what a treat. Courtney – 23, Germany-turned-Georgia. She’s a caterer for athletes and eldest of five kids. Demi – 23, Texas. She’s a country girl, interior designer, and one to watch…whatever that means. Devin – 23, Oregon. Another girl interested in broadcast journalism AKA fame. She likes yoga and seems to have travelled a bit. Elyse – 31, Alaska. I don’t think we’ve ever had an Alaskan before which is exciting, and as one of the oldest of the season I’m sure she’ll be interesting. Erika – 25, California. One of her talents is eating without gaining weight, so I’m sure the other women will LOVE her in the house. Plus, she’s known as the Nut by friends (???) Erin – 28, Texas. Her profession is ‘Cinderella’, she works for her stepmom, and enjoys PSLs. If she’s as basic as she seems, she might be a little too dull. Hannah B – 23, Alabama. Remember that pageant girl from earlier? Well, meet Miss Alabama 2018. Do I hear competition? Hannah G – 23, Alabama. Let’s be real: she’s an Instagram wannabe. Her career is ‘content creator’ so is she just here for the exposure? Heather – 22, California. You know how Colton’s a virgin? Well Heather’s never been kissed so I guess they’re perfect? Adrienne ‘Jane’ – 26. She’s a social worker in Hollywood who considers herself a ‘free spirit’. Katie – 26, California. She’s an ex-dancer and current medical sales rep. Kirpa – 26, California. She works for her dad’s dentistry business and needs her bf’s to floss. Hope Colton’s up to it! Laura – 26, Texas, accountant. She moved to Spain on a whim one time, so I guess this show isn’t too much of a leap for her. Nicole – 25, Florida. She’s a social media coordinator, still lives with her family, and has Cuban roots. She’ll be a fun addition to the house. Nina – 30, NC. She’s a Bachelor fan originally from Croatia. After fleeing from the war, I’m sure we’ll get a lot of trauma stories. Onyeka – 24, Texas. From Nigeria to Kansas, this girl’s used to whirlwind romances: her parents got engaged after 2 weeks! Revian – 24, California. This woman’s an aesthetician, who might call herself a nurse? I don’t even know. Sydney – 27, New York. She’s a cheerleader… aka ‘NBA Dancer’ who’s never had a boyfriend. Tahzjuan – 25, Colorado. She has a tattoo that says “i love bad ideas” which is pretty clear… Tayshia – 28, California. She’s a phlebotomist–so she’s comfortable around blood–but also enjoys wine and church. Tracy – 31, California. She’s a wardrobe stylist, so she has a lot of celeb connections. Hopefully she’s not another one looking for exposure.
Now that you know the women, get your girls ready for our Fantasy League rules to come out next Monday so you can make your picks and make the Bachelor into a fun-loving competition.